It’s finally here … I finally started a Japanese version of the site. It won’t be exactly the same, but it could be interesting. If you speak Japanese, please help me out by giving me advice and corrections on the new site! This is going to be interesting … To check out the new site, look at the sidebar under ‘Language.’ It’s currently only got an introduction … and a Mini-Derek picture you have yet to see!! Give me some feedback on what you think.

I said click on the link under Language in the sidebar!?



A girl in the UK found out that you gotta check your clothes before you put them on. If you spend five hours wearing a bat around your bust, you, too, may feel a bit … “surprised.”

“When I was driving to work I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket,” she said.

Hmmm … I’m moving to Japan where it’s a wast of money to use a drying machine (‘Just hang it out to dry’). That’s why every dormitory room has a balcony. Good thing bats don’t fly around Tokyo much. That is, unless you are with the US military.