A girl in the UK found out that you gotta check your clothes before you put them on. If you spend five hours wearing a bat around your bust, you, too, may feel a bit … “surprised.”

“When I was driving to work I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket,” she said.

Hmmm … I’m moving to Japan where it’s a wast of money to use a drying machine (‘Just hang it out to dry’). That’s why every dormitory room has a balcony. Good thing bats don’t fly around Tokyo much. That is, unless you are with the US military.